Winnie the poontang


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(Fragger, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!
WOO!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:15, archived)

Sunshine Elephant would
or so I gather
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)

to borrow from tart monkey

( lemony, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:22, archived)

Arf!
Is there anything he hasn't had?
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:24, archived)

nice edit
haha
edit: perhaps you didn't edit, maybe it was a pigment of my imagination a sort of bluey green
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:25, archived)

Mine's more a mauve
- Yes I blame Mavis Beacon for my inconsistent typing, It's that bloody Chameleon it puts me off.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:29, archived)

my sister dropped something yesterday
so i said "haha, what's wrong Jeremy Beadle hands?"

my family blanked me for about 10 minutes, they hadn't the foggiest what i was on about
edit: fuck knows the relevance of this to the original context
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:31, archived)

I think the traditional expression is
"Oops! Butterfingers."

Which I once accidentally said out loud in Our Price when a man dropped a CD case on the floor.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:33, archived)

It's the way of the b3tan
we have to live a solitary existance for no-one understands our hummus, other than other b3tans.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:33, archived)

ahh Jeremy Beadle
I got funny looks when I said my hand was going like beadles after using the mouse too much... Well I thought it was good.
( Dobsky, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:35, archived)

My mum told me off
for taking the piss out of Stephen Hawking.

But he's such a thicko. Brief History of Time was rubbish.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:36, archived)

he's a proffessor in physics
probably the greatest mind in the present world

but good call
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:37, archived)

He stole all he knows
that's genius alright.
;)
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:39, archived)

He might be clever...
but he isnt clever enough to wipe his own arse!
( Dobsky, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:43, archived)

Never a truer word said
"If your such a genius Stephen then stop talking like a fucking Speak & Spell!"
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:46, archived)

Clever enough
to have an affair with his nurse...

I still haven't worked that one out. Maybe space-time really is curved.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:46, archived)

Nah
he's only as famous as he is because he's disabled. Controversial, I know, but it makes good television.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:45, archived)

those who talk about it
most get the least allegedly


edit damn edit button!
( harpski, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:26, archived)

Me

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:26, archived)

That's a lie
;) haha
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:27, archived)

:-O
well I don't remember anyway...
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:28, archived)

date-rape-grape
?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:29, archived)

I don't remember
even meeting him.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:31, archived)

date-rape-grape-escape
?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:31, archived)

Sunshine moves in mysterious ways.
;)
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:31, archived)

He shines
out of my arse?
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:34, archived)

Up your arse
;)
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:40, archived)