Well you know my name is Simon...
And the things I draw come true...


I had to draw this myself with a Sharpie Marker, scan it then chop it... There are NO good pictures of this little bastard on the web!

Does anyone even remember this guy?, or is it just me??? Damn I'm old...
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From the Kids TV from the Planet Wrong challenge. See all 587 entries (closed)

( CaptainKirk, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:08, archived)

good work, though.
despite the symbolic rectum.
(schnurricane, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)

nice,
was he a poor man's penny crayon?
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)

woo for extra effort!!
no offence meant, but you have a rather oddly shaped nose.
( PMGT Bosh, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)

i vote in favor of this observation.

(schnurricane, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:13, archived)

Good observation...
It's been broken several times by guys who like to punch walls! ;)
( CaptainKirk, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:36, archived)

Heh
simonse.cx
(Monocromatico won't mess with Claudio Abbado, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)

that's not the kid in
that purple crayon book, is it?
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)

he used to be shown on Saturday mornings
between the bigger cartoons, as a filler, his segments only lasted a few minutes....

I'll bet I haven't thought one time about that little guy in fifteen years, at least

/yes, I am an ancient, elderly, decrepit waste of a man
(tookishlad, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:32, archived)

nah.
i got caught in a conversation over at The Other Place earlier today with a 45 year old, a 48 year old, and someone who i think was 60.

i felt exceedingly youthful.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:44, archived)

i want to
colour it in, but i'm lazy

it's very woo.

edit: i just noticed his erection. quite disturbing
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)

ah!
why must you point this out?
(schnurricane, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:14, archived)

because
it's there, because you'd have spotted it yourself eventually, because i can, because we want to, because we want to (god i hate that woman)
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:17, archived)

i don't think i'd have spotted it.
what are you implying?
(schnurricane, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 2:18, archived)