Goatse alert and all that
Blatantly not safe for anything

But I think they should have used that picture to sell that product.

From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 804 entries (closed)

(Monocromatico won't mess with Claudio Abbado, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:05, archived)

analease!
ANALEASE!
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)

analease
.cx?
(Monocromatico won't mess with Claudio Abbado, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:09, archived)

i cry
from the sheer beauty of that.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:11, archived)

my use of anal ease
makes you cry?
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:13, archived)

in short, yes.
i don't even technically know what anal ease is, but from the name i think i can venture a guess.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:22, archived)

*dons pimping hat*

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:23, archived)

Ha!
There you are. I finally replied to your post below, but since you're here now... I'm currently in New Jersey, near Princeton.
( mofaha, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:16, archived)

ah ha, ok.
not too far, then, relatively speaking.

*eyes beadily*

you aren't a... a yankees fan, are you?
( TheFelineAnarchist, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)

Not really.
I don't have a favourite team.
( mofaha, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:26, archived)

then you must adopt
my Devil Rays, as there are only three of us fans left.

Then you must immediately proceed to hold a deep-seated and lifelong hatred of all things Red Sox, Yankees, Braves, and Selig.
(tookishlad, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:34, archived)

no. love must be accorded to the red sox.
i actually have a devil rays hat, as it happens. i got it right after they became a team.
and i have a portland sea dogs hat from waaay back when they were still a farm team for the marlins.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:36, archived)

I want a hat
that's for the "Fightin' Okra" (real team)!!!
(tookishlad, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 7:27, archived)

ewww, cherry flavour
that's one more fruit off the list
(Spatula, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 9:07, archived)

*sniggers*
Got bored in my AS biology exam, and drew hands on either side of the cross section of the nucleus in a cell diagram and just giggled.
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:16, archived)

you will go far.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:17, archived)

prrrffft
i got an A on all the past papers i did, finished far too early
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)

being good at exams
and being clever
are two very different things.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 6:24, archived)