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( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)

PFFFT!
hahaha, stupid bloody animals, ate my children and raped my wife

/has neither
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)

i hate them too.
i may eat one, in the form of bacon, soon.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)

sounds like a plan
dunno what i shall have
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:06, archived)

i don't know what to have with it, though.
maybe i should just have a BUCKET OF BACON
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:07, archived)

BUCKET OF BACON
now that sounds good, damn you, i don't have any bacon... or the will to cook anything properly...

*looks for food in the corner of the room*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)

i haven't either,
but there's a shop round the corner that has ALL TEH BACON. it's calling me.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)

you are the man with a plan!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)

and CHEESE!
OH YES.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)

I'm having quiche....
WITH BACON
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)

STOP MOCKING MY LACK OF FOOD
:(
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)

mini-pretzels for me

( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)

posh didsbury freak that you are

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)

*freaks out*
only a few hours to go...
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)

till what?

did i miss something?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)

The Festival of Football

( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)

Yaay to the festival!
eventhough i got latvia and germany in the sweep. Bah!
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)

of course

curse my rusting metal body!!!!!
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)

Pfft!

( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)

a carrot?

( lemony, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)

nah i ate them all last night
:(
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)

thankyou
u have just reminded me i have bacon, i shall now make a bacon sandwich
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)

I thought Hp made the bacon sandwiches?

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)

HP
makes cheese and pickle sandwiches normally. but he does make a nice lasagne.
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)

hahaha
fucking ace
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)

arf!
that's great :)
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)

arf
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:06, archived)

augh!!
I see goatse logos...


Click pic for bigger mashness
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)

you've been here too long if you see goatse

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)

Yup far too long
but its an addiction worse than heroin (b3ta not goatse)
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)

too right
i'm thinking of joining F5ers anonymous
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)

what the F.A.

( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)

arf

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)

but b3a is a known cause of goatse mental scaring



/am also afraid of bath tubs too thanks to b3ta
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)

at l;east when you've got rampant diarrhoea

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)

pfft.
though if it wasn't for animals, we'd never have bill oddie.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie put your hands all over my body!

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)

there's a whole site of the stuff.
www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/madonna.shtml
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)