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[challenge entry] .
hate magazine: this week's most inane celebrity prattle strung together with some arch remarks from the camp bitches we employ as sub-editors, all so we can peddle it to vapid bottle-blondes so that they have something to shriek about when they meet each other outside KFC
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From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 804 entries (closed)

(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# i detest
that magazine and the silly bitches who i always see reading it

so that deserves a woo!
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# oh god it's horrible

(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# the magazine
or new found glory emo pish?
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# i hate emo pish
it's like normal punk, but they try to sing, which they can't, so it's worse.
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# drown it out with miles davis
then forget about b3ta and listen to the music
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# is that
a roundabout way of saying 'fuck off'?
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
nah, it's just that bitches brew is the only album i have which cosistently makes me switch off my computer and listen to it instead
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# i see!
i'm that way with the cinematic orchestra
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# indeed
it is one of the most pointless, yet self-important magazines there is
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# wheres
my click for bigger!

woosome
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# should be sorted now
/oops
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# oh fucknuggets
why is it only now that I realise I should have made the gap between her teeth bigger?

*sigh*
(, Sun 13 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)