Let's get back to basics, shall we?


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(blindspot, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:32, archived)

I love lard,
best of all the fats.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:34, archived)

Mmm yum
and it's better for you than MSG
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:36, archived)

Mucky Stinky Girls?

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:37, archived)

Those too
Monosodium Glutamate

that and its evil friend Aspartame. That one makes me go crazy. Err... more crazy.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:40, archived)

LARD!
FUCKING LARD!
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:37, archived)

My Granny
used to feed me pork dripping and brown sugar sandwiches.

*shudder*



( NobbyNobody, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:39, archived)

Crazy aunts
tongue sandwiches

JUST NO. Some body parts are just not meant to be eaten.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)

You mean
like chitterlings?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)

Those too
that and brains, hearts and lungs...

I don't object to liver, except on the basis that I don't like it. But I do like kidneys (as in steak and kidney pie).
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)

Erm
You DO know what the kidneys do don't you?

They are piss filters.

That's why they taste like that.

Nuff said.
( NobbyNobody, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)

Taste like what?
Yummy?
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)

Kidneys and cow sheds
always smell the same to me.

Now I know why.
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)

a lovely quote:
"They must be soaked and rinsed thoroughly in several changes of cool water, and repeatedly picked clean, by hand, of extra fat and specks."

"specks", OK? -- friggin' SPECKS!!!

/Sad thing is, I'm a fifth-generation Southerner. Do you have any idea how many times I've eaten chitlin's?
*parp*
(tookishlad, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)

My lineage is similar
and I've eaten them once (just to say I have).

Similar story with prarie oysters.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)

I ate a black pudding once
it was foul
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)

Just more examples of the timeless burden
we poor Southerners must forever bear.

*sigh*

/wish I had a mint julep right now. heh.
(tookishlad, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)