Not funny, I'm afraid, but it is true.


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( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)

Really? Eeeeeeeeeeew.
So that's why it's so good at cleaning jewellery.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 15 Jun 2004, 10:59, archived)

and coins

leave it over night and its perfect
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)

why do you want clean coins?
'ning all
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)

so you look rich

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)

you never know who's
had then before you

i mean would you want a coin that had been handled by an irishman?

/coat
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)

Arf!
'Ning, you :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)

ELLLOOOOOOOOOO

long time no speak, was begining to think dog had hid you under a patio.

how's it going?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

Everything's going great.
We're all newfangled with having our own place. It's most splendid :)

How's you?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

i'm fine mother

just dribbling. been to the dentist and still numb =(

apart from that am mostly fine thankee

you still falling out of the bed?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)

Aw! I hate that :(
Don't eat anything until you can feel again. I tried it once and chewed the inside of my mouth to ribbons :(

Not falling out of bed any more - we have a bed at normal height like normal people now :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)

you? normal?

i dont believe it!

my mouth is all presentable and white now
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)

Pah!
I'm as normal as you can get.

Yay for having nice teeth :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)

you're closest to normal we'll get on this site

anyway
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)

hah
that not what you said when you were being handled by an irishman!

plus he made a great job of tarmaccing your drive
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

yeah,

but he ate all my potato stocks
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

well ours were depleated
during the famine and we have never really recovered, haven't really got the smarts to replant them
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

well
anyway, less of this chit chat

those shears need sharpening, and keep your mits off the indoor plumbing!!!
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)

INDOOR PLUMBING??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
whats that? it sounds magical. probably full of leprechauns
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

no we keep them in the kitchen

they look after the lucky charms
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)

Because coins are minging.
think how many piss-soaked hands they've been through before they reach your pocket.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)

Fun science fact #7
you shouldn't try this technique with notes.
or your teeth.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)

and stripping varnish off doors
and disolving teeth
and...
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)

100% of FACT
Borked ribs, eh? Spiritual journey? Sounds like a bloke was involved to me ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)

so true
and thanks for the advice about the osteopath yesterday,
i'm feeling battered and bruised now, but slightly better :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 10:59, archived)

Schplendid!
Isn't it great when you feel your spine crack?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)

Don't ask
Christopher Reeve that.


*goes to buy Hull ticket*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)

painful, but great
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

Argh Osteopaths...
Nasty nasty hurty people, but I can walk around with my head on straight now :)
(Wombatovic, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:23, archived)

It needed to be said.


Morning mother!

image by Down on The Farm - he's great
/gush
( mog, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)

Morning Mog :)
I concur - Down on the Farm is ace.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

But it
really gives your guts a good cleaning out!

Congrats on your progression to cock-er-nee-ship.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)