I was waiting for that :)
( Stilton Cheesewright pondering the relevance of elephants, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 14:08, archived)

You rascal.
*shakes fist*

edit: Argh! Why did I say fist?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 14:09, archived)

you have
a doirty mind.

go wash it out.

with soap and twigs.

/random
(Dangermouse., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 14:25, archived)