quick compo entry

Had too many, always turns out true.

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(Where the white women at..., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:01, archived)

If that's true
then how does it get up the hill to be able to run down the hill?
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:03, archived)

The invention of the
production line of course.
(Harry, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:05, archived)

They have a factory
at the top of a very big hill.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:05, archived)

hahahaha
still, it could be worse.....it could be a peugeot
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:03, archived)

very true
that made I laugh, I hadn't heard that one before...

also:-
found on rubbish dump
fix or repair daily
(yetius maximus, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:04, archived)

another one
i heard is found on road dead
(Where the white women at..., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:05, archived)

Pontiac=
poor old nig*er thinks its a cadillac
(Where the white women at..., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:07, archived)

How would you know
you have a micra that spacks on the car park.

*hehe hello mate*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:09, archived)

but before the micra
there was a 1600 Escort ghia

it lasted 4 months before it was rear ended, turning into confetti as a direct consequence on account of being made of newspaper and underseal. still, it was only 100 quid.
(yetius maximus, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:13, archived)

Ebay?

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:15, archived)

nah
a mate of mine selling a car for one of his mates, I wanted a car and his mate was looking to sell so he was the middle man.

don't buy cars from mates!
(yetius maximus, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:18, archived)

I do not
:P
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:04, archived)

I beg to disagree
although I do now own a volvo.
Ahem.
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:05, archived)

as
do I, quite a shame, volvo=ford. But, it seems everything nowadays is owned by ford
(Where the white women at..., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:06, archived)

and also
rover=bmw=jaguar - at least the body shapes are all the same these days
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 21:09, archived)