the ancient book of the dead or some such like
Ask a teenager wearing far too much black make up, and I'm sure they'll explain all about it.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

nice one
except it'll take you about 10 minutes to get a full sentence out of the little blighter.
(fingermouse, Tue 17 Sep 2002, 10:44, archived)

yes
You have to stop punching them everynow and then to allow them to speak.

;p
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Sep 2002, 11:15, archived)