They could print them across several pages
and instruct readers to turn the pages really quickly.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:16, archived)

now you've done it
that'll be in their next paper...
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:17, archived)