No idea what you're talking about
I shop in Waitrose

Now then I'm going speed dating in a few weeks, and have forgotten how to converse with women,especially in a 4 minute situation. I need questions.....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)

Are they real?
Do you swallow?
Were you a man?
Do you like it up the arse?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)

Those are my usual lines
I need something endearing
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)

Do you fuck horses?
Can I watch?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)

Writes those down
Should bag me a few, I am in Dorset after all
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)

a/s/l
That's all you need, isn't it?
(weedom, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)

"Can I smell your fanny?"
"No"
"Must be your arsehole then."
( routine and Pantene, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)