Those are my usual lines
I need something endearing
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)

Do you fuck horses?
Can I watch?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)

Writes those down
Should bag me a few, I am in Dorset after all
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)