I've designed my own O.S
It's the way forward for home computing
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)

Hehe
Woo

You ever see that Windows for Geordies thing that went around?

Edit: www.quiztoon.co.uk/humour/pcfun/windaz2000.shtml
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)

windaz 2 fazzand?
just 2 months dole money
( Dave - KneHigHbOb lurks mostly but was last seen posting at, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)

Aye
that's the chicken.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)

cool
didnt know geordies could work pcs
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)

*stares in a menacing way*

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)

That'll be popular with the boys.
w/y/h
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)

Women
look at as much porn as men do, 100% fact*

*may not be true
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)

You must know dirty women.
;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)

haha!
BLATANT lie..
(Finite is tragically addicted to desktop defender, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)

And some women I know too

( Cadmus Fight teh bad AIDS (see profile), Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)

why do you have a turn of button
shirly it should be
"downlaod pron"
"downlaop more pron"

/justmyopinion
( Dave - KneHigHbOb lurks mostly but was last seen posting at, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)

A classic mis-spelling, methinks.
"Pr0n" is the correct way, Like "H4xx0r".

How's Mr. Kneehigh?
( Stickman_ben, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)

ok thanks
sorry, was watching mushy bee new cactus, tis very funny

how are you?
( Dave - KneHigHbOb lurks mostly but was last seen posting at, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)

Mr. Msuhy is a talent indeed,
albeit a potty-mouthed one ;)
Very well thankee. Driving to Bristol today for a friends stag do... should be ace.
( Stickman_ben, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)

I
misread that as "abuse your button"
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)

Where' the b3ta button?
and what's "turn PC off" mean?
( madrabbi, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)

there are some things that man is just not meant to know

(1, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)

hmmmmm
*retains ignorance*

GLEE!
( madrabbi, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)