compo with a twist

( Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)

tea/monitor interraction incident!!!
woo
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)

hahahahahahaha
that an teh greatest limerick ever!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)

Hang on!
I've got one of those at home.

Wondered what it was for.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)

Arf
arf.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)

Ooh, nice!
I thought it was:

There once was a man named Green,
Who invented a wanking machine,
His wife, she awoke,
The fucking thing broke,
and whiped his balls to cream.

( Laughing Boy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)