Done for summat else

But everyone loves dirigibles.
( George Spiggott, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)

COCK!

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)

BANTAM!

( George Spiggott, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)

and light bulbs

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)

Did you know
that you can put a light bulb in your mouth, but can't get it out again!

Fact! Summat to do with the way your jaw hinges work. Apparently.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)

How about up my arse?


(I bet you knew I'd say that)
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)

Why would you want to see up there though?

( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)

It's cheaper than a maglite

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)

But less easy to explain
in the A&E ward.
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)

*inserts up Hanksters arse*
What do you want me to do with this lightbulb, though?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)

Eww


gayer
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)

You love it, you slag.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)

I knew a lady
who could swallow a three foot halogen striplight. And take it out. Then put it back in again.

Popular girl.
( George Spiggott, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)

when you say swallow... ?
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)

Not all the way, obviously.
That'd be silly.
( George Spiggott, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)

i used to work
for a company in the truman brewery in brick lane while they were still developing it. dumpng some rubbish around the back we found about 400 strip lights.
they were kaput but we had great fun throwing them at walls. they shatter well good!
( applehead wants another Roti Canai, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)