Once I
found some icing down a crack in the floorboards. This icing was magical and I used it to fashion myself a life sized model of Christina Aguilera from house dust and Marmite. The first thing she asked when she was brought to life, the very first thing, was "What tool do u use to create animated gifs?". I tell you, I was furious. I screamed at the top of my voice. "No! You dirty, dirty girl. You do not ask me that!". I released the magical spell on her and she crumbled back into a heap on the floor of Marmite and dust.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)

Yeah,
I remember when you did that. Man was I disappointed.
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)

that happened to me once
strange mine was eartha kitt and she said can I borrow a feeling
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)

AHAHAHAHa
/gasps for breath
(gbert, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)

ahahaha
haha
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)

The marmite is where you went wrong
mixed with household dust and icing it becomes volitile and asks gif related questions - text book chemistry.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:28, archived)