stop
with the apologising. and focus on the positive goodness
(WrinkledPrune, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)

and dont forget
the photoshopped kitten with flowers
(WrinkledPrune, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)

i did stick
a piture of a rose on the bottom
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:47, archived)

well if she's not interested,
you can take me for a beer
(WrinkledPrune, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)

sounds good
but don't let him take you for a fool - HO NOOOOO!!!!!
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:59, archived)

you can
come too if you like? after all what else is he going to do when she laughs in his face?

/unnecessary cruelty
(WrinkledPrune, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)

agreed
more compliments, women lap them up...

/wonders why he's single...

edit: oops, thought it was a 'don't dump me, remember the good times' letter, in that case, if she's your mate already ask her if she fancies a drink and sit right up close to her if she accepts. Chances are the letter's going to make the friendship 'awkward', so at least make it in a friendly environment...
( djdirect, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)

without a doubt
do this
( Mond, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)