Or
ask her to come to the off license for a bottle of Diamond White.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)

are you calling me a pikey
i'll set me dag on ya
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:51, archived)

no
i think he's covering his bases, incase your only a wee child
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:58, archived)

i'm very nearly 20
i just think like a small child

also, she doesnt; she's more mature than me, which doesnt really help matters, cos i'm always scared i'm gonna act like a twat in front of her
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:04, archived)

You're a bloke, that's what your supposed to do.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:09, archived)

Edit monkey!
...but why didn't you fix both "your"s?
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:14, archived)

best plan is to just say what you mean.
don't worry about the consiquences.

There are none.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:15, archived)