Best reply of the day!
/burns bra
/goes to casualty
/bra surgically removed by nurse with tweezers
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:53, archived)

Whoah there...
you have to take the tissues out first
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:55, archived)

fair comment
I have bought a new one anyway
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)