my beaux gave me crabs...
hermit crabs. What shall I name them?
(Shalom Haknak Shalom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:54, archived)

Okay, this is getting silly.
FUCK OFF, TWAT! I WANT KITTENS!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)

Cnut and Twunt...
would be rather catchy..
(insaniac1, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)

Tommy and Cooper.

( mofaha, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)

jus' like that
!
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)

i hope your beau (not beaux unless it's plural)
gave you hepatitis too. now fuck off.



/unfluffy
( baby wet ones, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)

YAY!
Sweary Time

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( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)

sweatgreased flange-tablets!

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:06, archived)

flanging phasewanks!
all over the superfuzz bigmuff!
( baby wet ones, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:09, archived)

suck my
badgering monkey twatbiscuit pissmonger.
(badger of doom, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)

Q: Can I start a new thread without a picture?
A: Yes. But be considerate to other people using the board. And be interesting.

Please delete this useless post. This is *not* just another messageboard. It's b3ta. And people come to b3ta for images, animations and great stuff found on the internet. We don't come here to read shit like this.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 16:05, archived)