10 good reasons why...


1 - Luke spent a lot of time modifying his speeder. "... but I wanted to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters." Translates to - "... but I wanted to go to Halfords to get a new base tube for my car."

2 - He had a hair cut that made him look like a twunt.

3 - His parents didn't get along so he moved in and mooched off his dodgy aunt and uncle.

4 – Luke frequently bought stolen merchandise from his pykie associates (Jawa)

5 – He started a brawl in the local pub.

6 - He snogged his sister.

7 - He didn't know who is Father was.

8 - He hung around with an effeminate dude who was blinged to the extreme. (C3P0)

9 - He blatantly ignored common sense just to impress his mates (Switching off his targeting computer whilst driving way too fast cruising the Death Star trench)

10 - He was a whiney little git...

( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:05, archived)

true
very true and woo
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:06, archived)

i cant believe i didnt see it
thanks for opening my eyes!
(haitch, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:06, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
100% of agreed

*tugs lapels

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:06, archived)

That's
a fairly comprehensive case for the prosecutions, M'Lud. Guilty as charged.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:08, archived)

Suddenly
it all makes sense
(yay for mutants, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:18, archived)

the case for the defence
1 - Luke spent a lot of time maintaing his speeder. "... but I wanted to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters." Translates to - I need to ensure my brakes are operating correctly in case of emergency

2 - He helped out by mentoring at the local college and let the trainees cut his hair

3 - He had a close family and did not live on his own while claiming houseing benifit

4 – Luke had over all responcibility for purchase of goods in his company

5 – He did not go in the local pub untill he was about 20.

6 - His sister was fit in a chain outfit.

7 - He thought he was an orphan.

8 - He displayed engineering talent

9 - He was able to decide between what was right and what he had been ordered to do

10 - He was a whiney little git... err yeah well he ererr wouldn't you be with that fucking hair cut
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 13:20, archived)