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5 years ago i was 12 - what a weird thought
( connor, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:32, archived)

5 years ago
i was 18.......im old in b3tan years.....are they like dog years?will i expire soon?!*sobs*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:34, archived)

check the crystal
if you dont get the reference you are still young
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:36, archived)

its red!
.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:37, archived)

best start
running dont worry about it. that robots shit and it is safe to drink the water outside
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

carosel!!!
:(

/bad speller
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:44, archived)

carosel
all ready but i'm only mummble mummble
no take someone else i'm still young
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

Erm...
5 years ago I was... 32...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:38, archived)

Same here.
If I was a dog I'd be dead by now.
(Small Beer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:40, archived)

i feel
4 u!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:41, archived)

Woof!

(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:42, archived)

5 years ago i was 22!
sob sob sob
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:41, archived)

wow me too
Ingenious..
(Spundlemoon, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:35, archived)

I was 8.
Beat that.
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:36, archived)

So was...
my daughter.

*edit* You're lying */edit*
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:42, archived)

Heheheh
If i keep this up everyone shall die of confusion. Then the world shall be mine! MINE! MWHA HAHA HA HAH AHAH HAHA HAHHA HAH H H HHAHAH HA HA!
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

I was actually 9
But just only! Ha!

Edit: Can't count.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

curse you all
I was err..... 26 *grumbles*
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:36, archived)

but
u look 23 to me:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:39, archived)

awwwww
flattery will get you everywhere

edit/ err that was wrong... doh
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:40, archived)

altho i might be wrong
.....u look 21:p


/you're from brighton right?

edit: just for lu
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:42, archived)

ur? wtf r u on abahtttttttt
Please type correctly dear ;o)
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:43, archived)

ok!
i apologise for my poor spelling!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:45, archived)

I just abhor text speak when there is a whole keyboard available
I even type everything properly on text messages. *sad*
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:46, archived)

oh thank fuck!
I thought I was the only one!
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

sorry
dyslexic...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

so is my daughter
and I make her type properly too ..no excuse bwhahahha
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

u mean dis int a txt msg brd?

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:45, archived)

bloody hope not
I'll end up ranting even more ;o)
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

that possible?
;-)
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

don't push it ;o)

( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

thats what she said


/im sorry!so sorry for saying that! i will beat myself in recompense
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

*falls off bed*
you loon! hahahaaaaaaa
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

sorry:(
:( can you ever forgive me?
will do anything(within reason) to make up for it!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

what was there to forgive?
I'm still laughing.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

then yay:)
and i feel good for making you giggle....i shall devote more of my time to it:p
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

arab!
:p

/not racist...just badly educated....thats my excuse and im sticking with it!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

kilroy?
is that you?
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

no I have him chained
in the cellar
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

Your Kids' webpage..
is blindingly great.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)

Thanks!
And my house is still blindingly tidy*

*except my room, as I didn't read the page after making it.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)

Mine too.
I feel really bad (only for a little while) about getting on my kids to keep their rooms clean, when mine is a disaster.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

I pay mine to tidy up my mess
I don't make much though. Sat here all day..I merely create crumbs, cups and plates.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

What...
do you do? If you don't mind my asking...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

not much recently
sporadic work in a net cafe and the rest of the time fulltime parent/dole scum.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

hmmm
so your saying its profitable to have kids....interesting..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

no
I pay them their child benefit instead of chavving it up on sovereign rings, mayfair fags and alcopops.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

hey!
ive smoked the odd mayfair!

/100% not got kids....since 'the incident'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

Please forgive my colonial ignorance...
but what are sovereign rings and alcopops. I am assuming by 'fags' you are referring to cigarettes.


* turns head away in ignorant shame.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

oh my
....beats indentured servant...
back to the colonies!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

poor thing
www.chavscum.co.uk may help you in your hour of ignorance.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

Evil Lu
is now my hero....i stand by her superior level of t'interweb knowledge...


/doths cap
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

sovereign rings are big chunky rings
used to be used as a stamp for sealing letters

alcopops are vodka mixed with fruit juices etc.
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)