Mine too.
I feel really bad (only for a little while) about getting on my kids to keep their rooms clean, when mine is a disaster.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

I pay mine to tidy up my mess
I don't make much though. Sat here all day..I merely create crumbs, cups and plates.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:51, archived)

What...
do you do? If you don't mind my asking...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:53, archived)

not much recently
sporadic work in a net cafe and the rest of the time fulltime parent/dole scum.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:55, archived)

hmmm
so your saying its profitable to have kids....interesting..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:54, archived)

no
I pay them their child benefit instead of chavving it up on sovereign rings, mayfair fags and alcopops.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:57, archived)

hey!
ive smoked the odd mayfair!

/100% not got kids....since 'the incident'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)

Please forgive my colonial ignorance...
but what are sovereign rings and alcopops. I am assuming by 'fags' you are referring to cigarettes.


* turns head away in ignorant shame.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:00, archived)

oh my
....beats indentured servant...
back to the colonies!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)

poor thing
www.chavscum.co.uk may help you in your hour of ignorance.
( Lu, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:04, archived)

Evil Lu
is now my hero....i stand by her superior level of t'interweb knowledge...


/doths cap
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:07, archived)

sovereign rings are big chunky rings
used to be used as a stamp for sealing letters

alcopops are vodka mixed with fruit juices etc.
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 22:13, archived)