One day I hope to find a wife*
who will attend sci-fi conventions with me.

*preferably not someone else's
( Malchick, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

You can have mine.
Wherever she is.
Stupid moo.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 21:58, archived)