On weekends, Iron Man liked to make ads...


Im just not so sure if theyre tastefull...
(ThinKid, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:06, archived)

woo
thread jack...

4rthur is dead, its a hard disk fail job.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:08, archived)

bugger :(
can you fix it Jim?
(DMQOB, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:10, archived)

morning you

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:11, archived)

Marning dear!

(DMQOB, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:20, archived)

off to work now

i'm still amazed i fixed this PC, if the 4rthur bloke needs a hand, give him my number.

I'm expensive as an I.T. PROFESSIONAL though
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:25, archived)

What about 'as a male whore'
Are you still expensive?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:34, archived)

I cant
but drew, the guy who owns the server is sorting it out. He's over in the US and its 3am and he's doing all he can.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:12, archived)

*makes Drew a cup of coffee*

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:16, archived)

Are decks 7, 12 and 14 down?

(DMQOB, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:16, archived)

switching to secondary life support

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:17, archived)

main power failing!

(ThinKid, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:19, archived)

re route from none essential life support
that should buy us some time
(DMQOB, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:20, archived)

dammit Jim
I'm a doctor, not a web server-owning-guy from the US
(Cheril, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:21, archived)

it's worse than that, he's bread jim

( munkt0n, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:25, archived)

Dammit!
It was the only way to stop the people of planet atkins eating his face!

Woo!
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:26, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:27, archived)

Christ, Jim .... Spock ... Jim ... the child, Jim ... Christ, Jim ... Spock ... Jim ... etc
this could be interesting
b3ta isn't blocked at work, unlike 4rthur
( coco, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:41, archived)

4rthur's blocked?
blummy!
( dutchbird, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:43, archived)

it's my greatest achievement

( coco, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:56, archived)

only for coco
who ABUSED THE PRIVELEGE OF THE INTERNET at work
(Cheril, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:57, archived)

well, no
it's blocked for all 12,499 other employees too ...

*proud*
( coco, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 9:07, archived)

recharge dylithium crystals

yeah, use the nokia charger!
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:21, archived)

reverse the polarity
on the main deflector array.
( Dangermouse. ™ is is missing his cuddles with vodkacoke, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:21, archived)

incoming photon torpedoes

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:20, archived)

RAISE SHIELDS
brace for impact!
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:21, archived)

where's my seatbelt?

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:22, archived)

You sunk my battleship

( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:22, archived)

have all the trekkies awoken then?

(ThinKid, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:22, archived)

*snore

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:23, archived)

it's trekker's

and we never sleep, we recharge our organic units.
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:23, archived)

well this "trekker"
is going to recharge.. night all
(ThinKid, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:25, archived)

I never sleep anyhow
too busy on KFM...

*feels life slipping away*
( Dangermouse. ™ is is missing his cuddles with vodkacoke, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:26, archived)

it's humour jim
but not as we know it
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:24, archived)

*CPR*

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:19, archived)

I didn't
touch it... I swear
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:13, archived)

lies
.. i saw you!
(ThinKid, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:14, archived)

now then
now then
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:16, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH
( sick_boy, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:57, archived)

*strokes*

( dutchbird, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 9:02, archived)

*spuffs*

( sick_boy, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 9:04, archived)

*mops*

( dutchbird, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 9:08, archived)

WD jelly?
or KY-40?

Arf!

S.P. Weclmoe ot let-fhandde dya!
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:10, archived)

hmmm, left handed day?
some of the folk I meet at work always use a 'puter left handed.....
( Dangermouse. ™ is is missing his cuddles with vodkacoke, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:17, archived)

Hahahaha
I prefer the term spack-handed
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:21, archived)

generally
I call them wankers...
( Dangermouse. ™ is is missing his cuddles with vodkacoke, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:22, archived)

Ah
I call everyone wanker


'cept you.


wanker
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:24, archived)

you are the only one then..
everyone else calls me that.
( Dangermouse. ™ is is missing his cuddles with vodkacoke, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 8:28, archived)