late entry


Probably also warrants an explanation - 30 years ago, when I was a small boy, there was a shaggy dog story/joke that was strangely popular : in essence, boy meets girl, girl takes boy home, girl ties boy to bed, man in batman suit jumps out of wardrobe and vigorously bots boy. "Batman" was therefore the worst insult possible. The merest mention of the name still gives me playground giggles - the whole Dark Knight/Tim Burton revival was a minefield of strangled laughs and spurted drinks.

As is traditional, sorry for length.

From the What Superheroes do on their day off challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)

( godstar, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:48, archived)

Hoorah for
the phrase "vigorously bots".
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:49, archived)

and the title
'late entry'
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:50, archived)

and
'spurted drinks'
(Hibbyz Has lots of patterns to give away: see profile..., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)

No shit!
I heard that too. Where did you go to school? I grew up on the Isle of Wight *shame*
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:50, archived)

i'm shanklin as i write this.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:51, archived)

piss de la
mind
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:52, archived)

Cerebral micturation?
Why certainly...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:55, archived)

Canterbury
first heard it in 1974, when I moved to a new primary and was asked if I was "the Batman".
( godstar, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:51, archived)

i used to go on holiday
in the isle of wight.

the most memorable moment being my senile grandad shouting "you're all inbred fucks" at the shanklin regatta
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:51, archived)

Ho ho, the old 'inbred' gag.
Cracks us up every time.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)

And when he woke up
his kidney was gone.

Cool anim.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:52, archived)

It was bummed clean out of his body.
Now THAT'S vigorous.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:05, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

( Sargant, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)

that is definitely
an "I'm about to 'bot' you" grin.

w/y
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:01, archived)