Very Open Casket...



From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)

Ha ha
Stena stairlift...
(I Want Billy, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:44, archived)

hehe
groan
(don rico, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)

Hahahhaha!!!
I'm torn between having

'Disco Inferno (burn baby burn)' for a cremation, or 'Going Underground' for a burial...

w/y/h!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)

Fire Water Burn
by Bloodhound Gang

We don't need no water,
Let the mother fucker burn,
Burn Mother Fucker,
Burn!
(I Want Billy, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)

Stena Stairlift to heaven
made me spit my coke out. fact.

someone should write lyrics to that, y'know
(not_real had his name thieved, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)

Come on baby,
Light my fire!

with a woo! :D
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)

or how about...
1) The Jam - Going Underground
2) The Quo - Head Down
3) Nelly - It's Getting Hot In Here *
4) Tina Turner - Disco Inferno (burn baby burn) *
5) Living in a Box - Living in a Box
6) The Doors - Light My Fire *
7) Take That - Relight My Fire


...any more?


* cremation songs!
(sbeck, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)

:-D
The Prodigy - Firestarter*
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)

he he he
i've half convinced my mum to have that at her funeral.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:59, archived)

I cant belive you missed out
Feuer Frei! by Rammstein
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)

Woo!!
Good choice Sir!!
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:51, archived)

I can
!
(sbeck, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:51, archived)

Re: When will the new Dick Beattie gallery be out anyway?
Soon I hope, I have too many pictures so the will probably be 2 new Dick Beatttie galleries.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:52, archived)

...
YAY!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:53, archived)

BANG BANG!
BANG BANG!

Feuer Frei!

You know, for some reason, all last week I found myself singing Rammstein songs in a Barnsley accent. I have no idea why, but it sounded funny. To me anyway.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:53, archived)

but thats open fire
as in commence shooting
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)

as that was loading
I swore I saw Babs Werner
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman sudo apt-get time, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:49, archived)

ten years into the future, perhaps?

(not_real had his name thieved, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)

(RedHouse, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)

Oh please...
is it true?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)

Unfortunately, no...
Source Image
(RedHouse, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:10, archived)

surely
smoke gets in your eyes is a fairly good one for a cremation
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:52, archived)

Vneh

(not going to hell, but still a little evil...)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)