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[challenge entry] Very Open Casket...


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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha
Stena stairlift...
(I Want Billy, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:44, archived)
# hehe
groan
(don rico, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahhaha!!!
I'm torn between having

'Disco Inferno (burn baby burn)' for a cremation, or 'Going Underground' for a burial...

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Fire Water Burn
by Bloodhound Gang

We don't need no water,
Let the mother fucker burn,
Burn Mother Fucker,
Burn!
(I Want Billy, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Stena Stairlift to heaven
made me spit my coke out. fact.

someone should write lyrics to that, y'know
(not_real had his name thieved, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Come on baby,
Light my fire!

with a woo! :D
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)
# or how about...
1) The Jam - Going Underground
2) The Quo - Head Down
3) Nelly - It's Getting Hot In Here *
4) Tina Turner - Disco Inferno (burn baby burn) *
5) Living in a Box - Living in a Box
6) The Doors - Light My Fire *
7) Take That - Relight My Fire


...any more?


* cremation songs!
(sbeck, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)
# :-D
The Prodigy - Firestarter*
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)
# he he he
i've half convinced my mum to have that at her funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:59, archived)
# I cant belive you missed out
Feuer Frei! by Rammstein
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!!
Good choice Sir!!
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:51, archived)
# I can
!
(sbeck, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Re: When will the new Dick Beattie gallery be out anyway?
Soon I hope, I have too many pictures so the will probably be 2 new Dick Beatttie galleries.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ...
YAY!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:53, archived)
# BANG BANG!
BANG BANG!

Feuer Frei!

You know, for some reason, all last week I found myself singing Rammstein songs in a Barnsley accent. I have no idea why, but it sounded funny. To me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:53, archived)
# but thats open fire
as in commence shooting
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)
# as that was loading
I swore I saw Babs Werner
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ten years into the future, perhaps?
(not_real had his name thieved, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
vaguely suitable repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Oh please...
is it true?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Unfortunately, no...
Source Image
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 16:10, archived)
# surely
smoke gets in your eyes is a fairly good one for a cremation
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Vneh

(not going to hell, but still a little evil...)
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)