dunno if it's been done
but I was only thinking this today as I was driving behind a hearse: "Why the hell do they use cars with a minimum 2.5L engine and then drive at 2 miles an hour?"


When I snuff it, I want to be driven to me plot by a lunatic!

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)

Good question..
My mate's dad was done for speeding with a corpse in the back of his herse... True story..
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)

hahahah - excellent!
coppers, ye gotta luv 'em
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)

The late Mr Johnson perchance?
Oh the punnage.
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)

Arf!
The Punnage... At this hour !
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)

Ok pal, where's the fire?
Actually, officer, we're on our way.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:38, archived)

hehe, true
but if i die i don't want a hearse/burial, i want to go in a fun/messy/hilarious/rememberable/scarring way- ie, bomb strong enough to explode you but not all the other hundreds of people around you, oh and drink loads of food die so you're multicoloured
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)

food die
nice pun
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)

hehe

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)

I've just read your first thread again.....
.....



....jesus
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)

Cor!
You could fit a drumkit in the back of that.
(Marwood, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)

here's an alternative funeral
that doesn't even need shoppage
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)

I've seen one of those before.
Very popular with the 'Angels' around these parts.
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:16, archived)

now THAT'S
a way to go

except, I'd have a naked chick driving, not some scabby old punter who looks like a reverend
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)