Dalek Nightmares...

( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)

STAND RIGHT WALK LEFT!!!

(Sam Rocks, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)

They need to tell
tourists this simple fact when they enter the country.. I'm going to taser gun the fuckers in future
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 15:59, archived)

Yeah
because god forbid anybody should get in the way of a busy London commuter. I mean you may miss that important meeting, oh no thats right you spend all day on b3ta.
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)

They should have
a FAQ for tourists in London.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)

no people
find it charming when I talk to them in the gents.
And ask people what shows I should see on the tube.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

like you've ever heard of London
Yokel boy!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)

and there's me thinking it was always
the other way round.

no wonder londoners hate me.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



*ahem*
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 15:58, archived)

It gets worse...

( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 15:59, archived)

arf!
thats class that is
(Hobo, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)

Oh No !!
Poor Dave !
( rabbitz, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)

daleks
are the best invensoin ever. me girlfreind keeps trying to get me to give her one, but it's not like they can be found in the nearest convenience store
(God of Erg-27, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:00, archived)

That may not be exactly what she meant.
Have you tried playing hide-the-sausage with her instead?
( Fronds, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)

she keeps trying to
get me to give her one as well.




(heh)
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)

i've give her quite a few in my time
*fnarr*
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)

When your girlfriend tells you to give her one
she might be talking about something else
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:03, archived)

I fucked your girlfriend sideways.
And other double-entendres (I think I spelt that right but I could be wrong)
(Errol, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)

not much double
about that one
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:12, archived)

hur hur hur.
Huh, what?
(Errol, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)

I SAID 'NOT MUCH DOUBLE ABOUT THAT ONE'

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:32, archived)

Daleks...
...based on an idea by Tony Hancock. FACT. Terry Nation took credit for them, but the original idea was Hancock's. Apparently, after he discovered the idea had been stoled by his mate, he uttered: "That bloody Nation - he's stolen my robots!"
( mozza http://indmill.com, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:04, archived)