STAND RIGHT WALK LEFT!!!

(Sam Rocks, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 15:57, archived)

They need to tell
tourists this simple fact when they enter the country.. I'm going to taser gun the fuckers in future
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 15:59, archived)

Yeah
because god forbid anybody should get in the way of a busy London commuter. I mean you may miss that important meeting, oh no thats right you spend all day on b3ta.
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:07, archived)

They should have
a FAQ for tourists in London.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)

no people
find it charming when I talk to them in the gents.
And ask people what shows I should see on the tube.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

like you've ever heard of London
Yokel boy!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)

and there's me thinking it was always
the other way round.

no wonder londoners hate me.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Tue 17 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)