Drink, feck, arse, Girls


From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:19, archived)

Arf!
he's just given himself the larst roights.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:20, archived)

with a Yorkshire Accent
bit of a strange thing for an Irishman to do... that's the clergy for you, crazy!
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:25, archived)

Ok, Mr. blummin' smarty pants
you write in a Father Ted accent and we'll* all take the piss out of you.

*just me, probably
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:28, archived)

Och no, by the way, see me pal, I kun anley dea ah Schawtish accent
ya ken?

ahm brah an' yoore nah!

/Silly Englishman
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:33, archived)

ta' b shur, ta'b shur ta'beee shur

(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:37, archived)

har har har
wot jolly japes it is to impersonate chaps from the colonies. Good show!
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:44, archived)

Hey, Thats how I sound - what what what
:(
(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:46, archived)

very Irish
or very English?
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:50, archived)

english - what what what

(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:53, archived)

Damn! perfect
you win.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:38, archived)

Weird,
I'm a Yorkshirean, and I thought it was Cornish.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:29, archived)

Indian?
.
(TrainHitsBoy Ate Something That Turned His Poo To Wee, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:30, archived)

Bit early
but sure. Lamb Dhansak please
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:32, archived)

Pasanda for me

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:32, archived)

poofs
I'll have napalm death vindaloo and a side of raw chillies please.
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:35, archived)

*moves to a safe distance*

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:36, archived)

Pssst!
further.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:38, archived)

come back...
I'm so alone.
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:41, archived)

Well,
stop boasting about your arse then.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:50, archived)

My favourite curry is
L-&-a
'ning
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:46, archived)

Hahaha
woo
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:21, archived)

No, Dougal, this zombie is small
those zombies are far.. away..
woo yay to the pic...
Love your username - A fan of the mighty Bill Hicks, I presume?
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:21, archived)

bill hicks fan - and then some

(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:21, archived)

please baby
I'll buy you a puppy
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:28, archived)

Am I letting yall in on more than you need to know?

I can quote all day long.
:)
(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:36, archived)

Hmm
An excuse for a pearoast of my own!


(Jamsie, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:24, archived)

Full fist of feck :)
:)
I think I'll be saying that a lot the next time I get drunk.. so that 8pm and after...

wooo its friday
(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:25, archived)

they're
both splendid
( dutchbird, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:26, archived)