Just be grateful I ain't singing it to you. Being tone-deaf (1) is bad enough at the best of times, let alone when Lionel Richie's raping your thoughts (2).
(1) That's my excuse: what's yours? hehe.
(2) I heard this expression earlier today so I can't take credit for it. Is it possible to rape someone's thought's? Answers on a postcard please people:
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(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)