He visited a friend's school once.
They waterbombed him.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)

that's harsh
these kids nowadays ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)

It's no wonder he's bringing in
such Draconian laws!
(jansenmann, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)