Gentlemen...
wouldn't you like to be

hung like a horse?
bad punnage!

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(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:34, archived)

Pfft!
and Arf, and woo, and yay.
edit: is that Regan's horse?
edit2: unfortunately that would be 'hanged' like a horse.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:36, archived)

Good edit2!
"I sentence you to be hanged from the neck until very poorly..."
Thence to be struck down and made into Haribo Tangfastics.
Yessirreeeeeeee
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:42, archived)

*puts down Tangfastics*
/bucket
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:44, archived)

*takes tangfastics*
Not as good as Star mix, but what the hell...
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:48, archived)

Never heard of either of them
Proof that i have never lived
( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:49, archived)

No
But I assume your are named after the Lars Von Trier film guidlines? If so you are forgiven.
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

At last someone has got it :P
Yep you're right :)
( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

You know deep down...
that you love 'em in all their boiled down cow hoof goodness...

actually in my inebriated state I'd kill for a bag. I've just dressed some lettuce in sherry vinegar and walnut oil and snarfed the lot and I'm in the mood for sharp-tasting things. The hell yeah!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)

I would
kill for a bag of wine gums right now.
(Xybex, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)

I have some!
Don't kill me...
( Flippu!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)

ah... well.... it might well be...
(plays get out of Jail free card)
but that is why I said it was poor punnage
:)
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:47, archived)

It still made me laugh
ergo punnage out trumps pedantry
( Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)

Hung like a My little Pony.

( Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:43, archived)

agh!
woo!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:58, archived)