From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 441 entries (closed)

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:52, archived)

I would
And woo
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:55, archived)

gday!
I have found a veritable archive of spam subjects. That one was grim ;o)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:56, archived)

Hurrah
It's like a spam hummus generator.

Just realised the time, why am I awake?

*worries*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:58, archived)

It's too early for me too
but I had to get up as my delightful spawn leaves for holidays at 9am. Then 2 weeks freedom! YAY!
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:00, archived)

Open the voddy!
I'll be there in an hour ;)
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:02, archived)

Bring me a mixer
I ain't drinking Tesco Value Vodka neat *shudders*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:03, archived)

lemonade, coke or OJ?
Lemonade for me mostly
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:05, archived)

I'll drink anything fizzy really
orange juice is quite vile at the best of times, unless it's the really expensive freshy squeezed with bits one.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:06, archived)

ARRGH ! THE BITS, THE EVIL BITS
I had some orange juice yesterday morning and though it was off as it tasted odd, it wasn't off, it tasted odd as it was the first time I'd had oj minus vodka for about six months
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:09, archived)

Alky!
That was a bit of a pot kettle statement. Oops
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:10, archived)

hahahahahaha!
One of the best yet.. This competition is shaping up to be a really good 'un..
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:00, archived)

tis great fun
if 40% of email ever sent is actually spam, then we cannot run out of fodder.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 8:02, archived)

I likes it
top woo
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 9:12, archived)