where's the 'any' key?


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(retrograde, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:38, archived)

'Don't you wish your hand could do this?'
No.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)

arf!

(Sticky Label, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)

dave, remind
me exactly what it is you do....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)

"DTH lists his hobbies as playing the banjo, piano, clarinet (and double bass, oops! I forgot) in a variety of Jazz bands. "
(Sticky Label, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)

At the
East Cheam Working Man's club?

Is that why you are so familiar with it?
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)

nah!
I lost my gig there when you got residency . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)

touche
hehe

(or is that Douche)

and before you get pedantic on me, I don't have an accent key/couldn't be arsed to find it via alt/9999 or whatever
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)

?
I understand all of those words individually but in that order they make no sense to me at all.

EDIT: Oh. I see too-shay rather than toosh.

Ne'er mind.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3631706

EDIT: Why?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)

dunno
just bored here at work:( thought you might have a more exciting job is all!

edit:obviously not!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)

Definitely not.
I would guess we have exactly the same job

(pissing about on B3TA)
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)

oh yes
:) tis true!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:58, archived)

I think the poor, deformed man
might need more than 4 keys in life.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)

ahh
but what you can't see is the skeleton key on his other hand..
(retrograde, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)

How
'handy'
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)

his cock opens the shed

( Spunkmeyer, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)

Pffft!

( twig has new glasses, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)

My uncles hand does that you know
Hes Inspector Gadget
( mcdoof play me off, keyboard cat, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)

the T-1000 never gets locked out

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)

nor is he ever short of a whisk
when he fancies an omelette.
( Spunkmeyer, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)