This took forever.

And now I find one of them doesn't have a mouth.
Hot chicks?!! No. Talking Food.

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( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:00, archived)

that's
wonderful.
( Unglebunk, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:01, archived)

Thank you very much :)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

*dials*
*splurge*

wyh!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:01, archived)

Hehe, thank you :D

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

compo it
Hard!?
(pseudosocrates, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:01, archived)

Done, and done! :)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

And what number is this?
.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:01, archived)

Two hundred and fourteen.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:03, archived)

Ahhh
i see...and you dont count this as a bandwagon then?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)

Bandwagons tend to use the same image over and over again.
This a series, using the same format.
You may count this as a bandwagon if you wish.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:08, archived)

and a format
cant be a bandwagon?

edit: thankyou for your kind permission...i do count it as that:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

Whoa, it's just my opinion!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:11, archived)

i wasnt shouting or ought
just asking a question m'dear...

edit:since when were people allowed opinions...?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:11, archived)

OK, well I think it's a series, and not a bandwagon.
And that is my answer.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)

Loooong series dontcha think...
.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

Mykeyboy, you're just spoling for a fight
cos you couldn't catch me and Dave the hat earlier!
/hides
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

Dont you
intervene boy(whos older than me)....you might have to go over my knee...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)

I worry about you - you've threatened to tan my hide,
whip me within an inch of my life, have me over your knee - do you want to talk about it? ;)
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)

i reckon
you should come to the oxford bash and i can buy you a pint my good man:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

I would love to
but its the wedding day of my girlfriends brother, so sadly have other plans. Will definitely be at the next one though..
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

The one on 23rd Oct in Leeds?
Do come. We will have a spiffing time!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)

23rd of October?
/checks diary
exclaims "Ooh! Available!"
/marks it in
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)

Huzzah!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:24, archived)

Well until
then i shall return to your room nightly....i may even borrow your girlfriend in the night....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)

You just keep on doing that
I'm more concerned about how you manage to fit under my bed with all of the effin shoes the missus keeps under there. It cannot be comfortable.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

Well shes made
a space for me....you see, ive been seein her for a while now...


/is she hot?:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

describe her
and i will believe you
/curses under breath, "the bitch!"

(shes got the flu at the moment, so she's fucking boiling)
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)

Ok
she has breasts of a size,skin of a colour and hair of a type.....sound like yours?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)

No.
Nothing like her.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:33, archived)

Just a bit longer than Stick Figure Ninja's.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

i'd
noticed..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)

Me too.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

<bookmarks>
/waits to see who gets the last word
.
.
.
...dies
(RedHouse, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

*has last word*
.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)

Not!

(RedHouse, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:52, archived)

Marvellous
you should surely try and compo that one!
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:01, archived)

I have compo'd it immediately! :)
I had forgtten about this weeks challenged actually, none of my pictures ever seem to fit!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:03, archived)

I've seen the pesky little blighter
it could just be the angle you know

woo by the way :)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:01, archived)

Thank you very much :D
And yes, I think he's a silent type.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)

I can't find it.
Excellent as always. But why are you stopping at 240?
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

I'm stopping at 250.
Because it's a nice number to end at, others are getting bored of it, and I have other projects I'd like to persue :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:05, archived)

I can't fucking hummus!
Woo Yay!
(RedHouse, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:02, archived)

Fucking hummus is messy and is to be avoided at all costs.
Thanks for the woo yay :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:05, archived)

Pffft
Is that the first compoed TF?
Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the mouthless one, he just looks like he's shy =)
( Mally Chickmas, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:04, archived)

Yup, first compo'd one and yes, he is shy :)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:06, archived)

w/y/h
only 36 more to go..
(bee, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:05, archived)

Yes... it'll be a sad day, but one of triumph :D
Thanks for the WYH!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:06, archived)

Wow
I was just struck by a great pang of genuine sadness at that.
/hormonal teenager.
( Mally Chickmas, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:08, archived)

Aww that's sweet.
What should I do for a last picture?
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:12, archived)

blancmange

(RedHouse, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

They marvellous as always!
It's not mouths you need to worry about - none of your foods have noses. How do they smell? ;p
(the funky gibbon, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:06, archived)

Oh no, you'd had to go and say it didn't you! :P
Glad you like it - I shall be away for a bit watching TV tonight :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:08, archived)

That's ok.
I, too, have a life outside of b3ta.
Honest!
(the funky gibbon, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

That's a kind of "Well I wasn't going to chat to you on MSN anyway" kind of statement.
Meanie.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:10, archived)

Oh shush.
You know you love it I love you really :)
(the funky gibbon, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:12, archived)

So where are you?
Are you off Spanishing?
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

No, I'm going to watch a viddie or summat, I think.
Spainish is drying up, sadly.
Tuesday's will end in a few weeks, and Wednesday's have been cancelled for good.
My gravy train has derailed :(
(the funky gibbon, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

Awww.
Enjoy your video. :)
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

it's beautiful!
*cries*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

Awww, there there *hugs*...
... thank you for such kind words.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)

yay! :)
I feel special now!

(my mum always saisd I was her special soldior!)

*dribble*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

For some reason that reminded me of The Lost Prince...
... that was on BBC2 a while back.
That was a great drama - *sniffles*.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

heh
woo, as always
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:12, archived)

Thank you, you lovely person :D

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)

my favorite is the one with no mouth.
I'm glad you didn't edit it!

He has so much expression sans mouth.

I love your stuff!
(JJoker, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:01, archived)