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From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 441 entries (closed)

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:10, archived)

that's far too early for the compo or the newsletter ;-)
( mozza http://indmill.com, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:11, archived)

you know...
this is the 1st time i've been online when the compo is being voted for.. it's rather exciting..

i like your clock by the way.. can i have it ?

EDIT.. a sponge alarm clock would sound fluffy when it went off...
(insaniac1, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)

not this one
it goes
"SPANG!"
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)

Irony bonus!
Woo. Now stop it will you? You're embarassing us.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)

Hurrah!
*buys twenty*
*realises he rarely has time to do compos any more*
*tries to flog them down the market*
*ends up severely out of pocket*
*cries*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)

Here, have these
matches and this can of lighter fluid. Burn them, burn them all.
(Experiment 626, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:18, archived)

I don't get it.
Is 2:50 significant?
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)

I want one.
Actually two. I can give one to my boss as well just to take being 'late' into Salvador Dali context land.

Woo.
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)

TJ ALERT! Small bug in b3ta...
Has anyone noticed that the last compo entry is always the first one...

Here:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/illustratedspam/page44.htm

look at the date of the last post
( frox, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

eh?

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

I mean,
in the list of the compo entries, the last entry shown is in effects the first one posted
( frox, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:22, archived)

oh yes crow
tis true
(nathan57, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)

I could be doing
with one of those.

zzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzZZZzz
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)

*snarfs wallet*

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)

*hugs Colin until he hands the wallet over

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)

Will you just leave it?
I've told you once already. I like you and all that, just not in that sense.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)

My wallet is empty
I keep all my cash in my pants.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)

Is that why you when you walk you leave money on the ground?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)

I'm not in it for the money,
I'm just too cheap to buy leather bondage gear so I'm patching together stolen wallets and handbags.

*thinks about it*

*snarfs leather trousers too*
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)

I recognise a similar clock
Attatched to sponge dynamite as well. I recoloured it.
It's in there somewhere.

Note: I'll have three clocks please.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)

He looks extremely
gay.
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:52, archived)

Indeed.
Not sure which movie he's from though.

I searched for "business man" and he came up.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:09, archived)