*snarfs wallet*

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)

*hugs Colin until he hands the wallet over

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)

Will you just leave it?
I've told you once already. I like you and all that, just not in that sense.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)

My wallet is empty
I keep all my cash in my pants.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)

Is that why you when you walk you leave money on the ground?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)

I'm not in it for the money,
I'm just too cheap to buy leather bondage gear so I'm patching together stolen wallets and handbags.

*thinks about it*

*snarfs leather trousers too*
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)