My wallet is empty
I keep all my cash in my pants.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)

Is that why you when you walk you leave money on the ground?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)

I'm not in it for the money,
I'm just too cheap to buy leather bondage gear so I'm patching together stolen wallets and handbags.

*thinks about it*

*snarfs leather trousers too*
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)