If magic was real...


From the If Magic Was Real challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

( notshiny, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:43, archived)

haha
i like that one!
( amaryllis, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:44, archived)

Britain is suffering it worst ever year of droughts.
Rivers are drying up, fresh water fish stock are depleating, frarm crops have all failed and live stock are dying from heat exhaustion and lack of water.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:46, archived)

Tsk.
Pessimist.
( Stickman_ben, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:48, archived)

we'll soon stop that
with the magical everlasting water supply
( dragonish:::, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:51, archived)

hurrah for magical everlasting water supplies!
I can have my cake and eat it!
( notshiny, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:55, archived)

and it's magic cake
so it bakes another one when you have eaten it

but it's magical so you don't gain any weight
( dragonish:::, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:02, archived)

Well
Duh!

Magically cure the fish, the crops, the skin cancer . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:51, archived)

Woo!

( Stickman_ben, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:48, archived)

2004: Summery
shirley?

;)
( dutchbird, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:53, archived)

you know I almost did
great minds... :o)
( notshiny, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:56, archived)

is
anyone else seeing the goatse in those suns...
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:55, archived)

We get the sunshine
While the Norwegians get covered in so much snow you can see it from space!
(theboyrodrigues would like to say hola at, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:18, archived)