if magic was real


From the If Magic Was Real challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

(incredible wrongun, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:26, archived)

cunt.

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:27, archived)

can

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)

Nah!
Belgium's still there . . .

Woo! though
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:27, archived)

Nowt wrong with Belgium.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)

I used to post on a Belgian blog.
*wanders off remembering his dinkies...*
(Small Beer, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:36, archived)

apart from it being
the worst swear word in the universe
(yetius maximus, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:37, archived)

making references to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
doesn't make you a better person, you know.
(Hazhar, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)

It does
It does it does!
(Tin Tin, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:30, archived)

42 RULES OK!
it does, you know.
(yetius maximus, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)

Don't Panic!
Hitch Hiker Rules.
and rumours are the film comes out very soon.
(Eccles, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)

Oh, politics.
Anti-G/F axis politics, too.
(Small Beer, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:28, archived)

ha
viva la puddle
(nathan57, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:28, archived)

this challenge is going to piss me off
shouldn't it be "if magic were real"?

/grammar arse
( butchbint, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:29, archived)

beware
i could still get rid of the netherlands.
(incredible wrongun, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)

DON'T!
I'm going there next week.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)

You wouldn't dare.
Who would eat all the excess mayonnaise? We'd be swamped in the stuff.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)

That
and salt liquorice
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:35, archived)

I thought you had disappeared
(mmm... drop!)
( butchbint, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:38, archived)

been up to my eyes in real life stuff
I'm still here, how's you?
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:41, archived)

ticketty boo
nice to see you anyhow!
( butchbint, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

Good to see you too
catch you soon
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)

En stroopwafels!
woo for Limburg aan zee btw.
( DaSchop gippie, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)

can you
do america and make everyone happy?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:46, archived)

is that like
tennis elbow?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)

haha
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)

pfft!

( Stickman_ben, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)

They magically
changed grammar.
( Stickman_ben, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)

Would it?
Are you sure?

edit: i thought magic was (gramatically at least) seen as a singular, therefore should be "was"

I'm happys to be provered wrongly about my grammaring though.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)

pretty much
www.bartleby.com/64/C001/061.html

"According to traditional rules, you use the subjunctive to describe an occurrence that you have presupposed to be contrary to fact: if I were ten years younger, if America were still a British Colony."
( butchbint, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)

Feh.
can't be arsed reading all that, i'll take your word for it :-D
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:35, archived)

I have indicated the relevant sentence!

( butchbint, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:37, archived)

Oh yes
so you have...

*runs away looking silly*
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:39, archived)

you missed corsica.

( mrRush, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)

do you
think he can change it?
(Capt'n Fabulous, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)

course 'e can!


(come on people, sheesh! i set you up like a second-rate eddie large there)
(Capt'n Fabulous, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:38, archived)

there's
a first rate Eddie Large?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

thats because
they have a GOOD rally

edit/ and Gerard Depardu needs somewhere to live
(incredible wrongun, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)

but corsica is part of france
so getting rid of france gets rid of corsica.

sort of.

um.

yes.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)

Kilroy?
Is that you?
Woo!
( Stickman_ben, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:35, archived)

If it were Kilroy
it'd just be the UK and Austria left.
( Deebster, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

hahaha
That's just so right.
Woo to you!
(-rwxr-xr-x, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)

is that your
ultimate dream then?
( corington, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

wow, such talent, such biting satire ...
I'm speechless ...
( oCo, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

...
Not funny.
(Cliph, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)

?
where is france
(sugarcoatednoodlemonkey, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)

Hi, have a free sample of
point, as you seem to be missing it.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)