Twat.


From the If Magic Was Real challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

( Afinkawan, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:34, archived)

He is a cunt

that is all
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:35, archived)

.
someone should shoot him
( Leon Gibbon such terrible things, such terrible terrible, urgh, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:36, archived)

and not miss

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)

this time

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)

No
They should stab him to death with teaspoons.
(Nutimbo, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)

but a spoon isn't sharp?!
is it?
(keef, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)

If you want it nasty and painful...
Then wrap him completely in Sellotape and cheese-grate him to death from the toes upwards.
( Afinkawan, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)

Eton-educated cunt
like that cunt Johnny Vaughan. Cunts.
( Geordie Al, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)

I think his dad is a Methodist Minister from Norfolk
So he's street
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)

Straight out of the
Dis massive. In da house.
( Geordie Al, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)

"Yeah, we've got a hot nu joint cummin at ya"


What?
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)

It means
"Timmy, your mother says you're to come home, as your tea is on the table."

I'm where it's at.
( Geordie Al, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)

pffft

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)

*snigger*
.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:50, archived)

damn
beat me to it
(sunny chiba, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)

yes yes
this joint is hot. me really feelin' dis one.
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:36, archived)

i've met him and i can confirm that he is a right royal tosser
"yeah, like, heavy, like, bad for the baby, comin straight outta.." *tzzzzzzzap* (sound of me using a cattle prod)
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:36, archived)

ARGH the westwood!

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)

Something to do with clubbing I expect?
\fucking disco!
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)

Hip Hop
The guy is convinced he's black and is full of silly chav like phrases
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)

Ah it all makes sense now
he look more like one of the Ibiza Baleric Set (don't correct spelling I don't give a shit how it's spelt) than a hip-hop dj
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)

*nods in agreement*
I detest him. He's a pseudo black down wit the posse fake.

And the music he plays stinks.

/refluffs
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)

yeah he plays
possibly the worst rap music known to man
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)

Then don't click here then
www.timwestwood.com/westwood%20interface.html

and don't click on the street team
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)

that scared the hell out of me
i thought someone was being shot outside
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:49, archived)

I'm a link slut
and usually cannot resist even the links that I know are going to make me cringe.

This time I can resist.

Hey, does any body here:

1. Like him?
2. Is brave enough to admit it amidst all these rants?
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)

Ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/3648994

It's not an irrational hatred. He's a cock. Why does he speak like he's from the New York ghetto. He's a cock. I find him embarrasing to listen to and I like some Hip Hop. (Freestylers/NWA etc
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)

Can't stand him..
..yet strangely I like the piss take impression they sometimes do of him on The Now Show.
( Afinkawan, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:57, archived)

I've never heard of him
sounds like a right tosser though.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:55, archived)

<small>Well I like him</small>
hate rap music, but i like the way he thinks he's big and gangsta.


no one will ever read this anyway, I was a bit late with the reply

/shuts up
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sat 28 Aug 2004, 19:21, archived)