if magic were/was/whatever real:

what? space terrapins aren't real? away with you...

From the If Magic Was Real challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:08, archived)

omg!
teh space tortoise shall kill us all!
(mrcheese989, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:09, archived)

arf!
quality stuff. wasn't expecting the tomato sauce to appear.
( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:10, archived)

Nobody expects the
Tomato Ketchup!
(TrainHitsBoy Ate Something That Turned His Poo To Wee, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:11, archived)

Arf!
Of course they're real...
But do they have warp capability..?

( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:17, archived)

Is the source pic
a place in the Cotswolds?
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:21, archived)

erm..
lifted from the fans forum at www.weebls-stuff.com so I don't actually know..
/re-cloaks
/powers up photon torpedoes
/evasive manoeuvres

Edit: Ace pic in your profile there.
It's not your photo is it..?
( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

There's one in Essex as well
...but that doesn't look like Essex to me
(underachiever, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)

Oh yes, very good, sir!
and hurrah for free-tat too!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:27, archived)

Course
they're real. It's turtles all the way down, you know.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:42, archived)