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( festive phil Bad day? Go here -> www.walloffluff.com, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:57, archived)

my, what big cards.

( PMGT Bosh, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)

No the cards are normal
It's just that he's small as well as pig ugly.
( giraffen, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)

It's no coincidence
ALL small people are pig ugly.
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 17:02, archived)

this is true.
unless its Gail Porter.
( PMGT Bosh, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 17:02, archived)

Ah yes
well, ALL small people under her!

Especially if they're actually under her.
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 17:05, archived)

You forgot Kylie
.
( giraffen, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 17:21, archived)

Arf!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)

...or so small. Look at the size of the cards.
( mozza http://indmill.com, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 16:59, archived)

his hair,
teh fucking size of his hair!
(incredible wrongun, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 17:00, archived)