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(Smudger Angel Heart, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)

'and what
are the specials this evening?'

pfft!
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:34, archived)

KABOOOM!
:)
(Smudger Angel Heart, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:35, archived)

i think
they're a band...

/coat
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)

You're much too much
much too young....
(Smudger Angel Heart, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)

a band
from right here in Cov!! yay us!! thats something, at least...
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)

Bloody cov
land of jumpin jacks...pure 100% class:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:39, archived)

Aww Jaks is cool
when youre pissed and manage to avoid the leery letchy old men that frequent it....come to think of it, havent i seen you there before Mykeyboy??
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:40, archived)

Erm...erm


*adjusts rainmac*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:42, archived)

*jaw hits ground*
Alright, which fuck left that banana there?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:44, archived)

.
Thats no banana/moon
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:45, archived)

stretchy?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:46, archived)

GOS you
scare me more than most here...can i sate you with the offering of a ginger nut?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)

i'm a lovely chap really
and i'll take your ginger nut graciously,
*passes you a beer in return*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:49, archived)

woohoo!
we could mix them together and make ginger beer!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)

*drops nut in beer*
*drinks beer*
*chokes on nut*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:55, archived)

Standing by the
dancefloor after a quick grope - i KNEW i'd seen you somewhere!!
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:46, archived)

people grope me, but they're usually my friends
as to make me feel less lonely
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:47, archived)

My friends
usually grope my boobies when we're out drinking, in fact, i offer and get quite upset if people don't accept my offer :'(
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:50, archived)

You must
come to the oxford bash...i insist...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)

:)
I can't my brother's getting married so I have to go to that - being the photographer and all...
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)

Damnit
and i wanted to get drunk and be offered a grope!
oh well, i'll have to grope one of the bennys...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)

well,
i think we're going to the Leeds one.... ;)
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:57, archived)

Yep
and i knew you loved it;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:49, archived)

Oh fuck.
I live in Cov too.
*moves house*
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)

:)
moving because of me or dirty Mykeyboy?
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:54, archived)

I am
not dirty!

/filthy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)

Both.
No. Neither.
Erm... Someone told me a Cov joke the other day.
"How do you tell if someone is from Coventry?
By the shamrock in his turban."

Shit, eh?
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:57, archived)

I've never
heard a COV joke before....but that actually made me smile...:)
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:58, archived)

i dont
get it:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:00, archived)

It's a celebration of the marvellous multicultural integration
that has taken place over the last 50 years.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:02, archived)

You see
in Cov, there are lots and lots of asian folks and there are lots and lots of irish folks (of which i am a descendent) - i guess you'd have to live here to get it
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:03, archived)

We (me and Mrs. Bingo) are part of the
Scottish contingent.

Cov is great for weddings. Know an Irish person who getting married? ENORMOUS pissup.
Know an Asian person who is getting married? MASSIVE party.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)

My brother's getting
married in a couple of weeks - cue massive pissup but i have to be all responsible and look after my eight year old niece - BAH!
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:09, archived)

fucking religious cunting vampires
hello all you lovely lovely people
the rest of you can fuck off

/just kidding
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)

you're all cuntmonkeys
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)

just kidding
wankers
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)

i love you all
except you, yes, YOU!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)

alright so you're fine, i'm just in a silly mood
apologies to all you cunts
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)

i mean lovely people

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)

and 'ning to
you too GrandmaofShoes!!
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)

hello there
:)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)

hows it going
love?
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:41, archived)

fine i quit my job
and took up being a full time student bum again!
edit: rude git i am, How're you?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:43, archived)

Oooh what you gonna
stude? My day sucked - almost had a break down in Debenhams - but its better now im not working yay!
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:47, archived)

i'm on my second year of Civil Engineering
which is fun*

*is not fun
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)

aww, at
least it'll be a proper degree though, not like my 'joke' one
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)

Bet
i can beat you on the joke degree front!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)

i bet i can beat you on the third degree front
/sits on fire
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53, archived)

what did you do a degree in then?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)

I did..
Media and theatre.....and they got me my wonderous* job in audio typing!!

* shite
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53, archived)

I did
archaeology!


is audio typing when you type with your ears?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53, archived)

yes...
it is indeed that.... :S
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:55, archived)

yes
b3ta.com/talk/14546

edit: and good evening to you sir!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)

good 'ning sir

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)

hey mate, how do?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)

I'm knackered
I went to bed early last night, and woke up at 3am.
do you think I could get back to sleep?
not bloody likely, and then had a ten hour day at work to boot

you?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:43, archived)

fun, in the sense it's not fun at all
i quit my job today
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:44, archived)

why?
it wasn't that bad was it?
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:46, archived)

i have uni soon again, and i'm wanting some freedom
before uni
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)

good plan
a little bit of fun before the next term of essays
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:50, archived)

indeed

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)

Ahhh water into wine!
Hope its anything '95.
(Wilzon321, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)