The Innevitable inverted compo-post:


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( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)

Arf arf arf
Clever. :)
TJ: ever get drunk and have for pee for so long it gets boring?
(Small Beer, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

When I used to take speed as a teenager,
I'd drink water constantly for about 8 hours and never need a piss. Then, when I finally did go it'd be phenomenal. I never realised my body could hold so much fluid.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

Was that
back in t'day?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)

pfft,
scummer
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)

I've got a funny speed story.
But it involves penile dysfunction so I won't tell i... bastard
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)

yes
only once though have i got so bored/drunk as to put my willy away before i'd finished.

it was a shameful shameful night.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 18:27, archived)

That could be the next compo.
Woo for the idea.
(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)

Brilliant
Have a YAY WOO

( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)

loon!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)

I think that's
bloody marvellous!
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 6:49, archived)