If magic was real...

...These things would be a lot more useful.

From the If Magic Was Real challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

(Leopold_Alcox, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 1:16, archived)

Makes you think.
Why are all fortunetellers poor?
(Monocromatico I eye ya pie, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 1:18, archived)

because they're gypsies

(Sticky Label, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)

romani travellers you cnut

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)

Same shit
Different bucket
( Freaky Stylee, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 8:55, archived)

and gypsies are
poor. its the law. or they wouldnt be gypsies. phh. couldnt you work that out yourself?
( siredsmithjr, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 1:33, archived)

pfffft!
Made me laugh :)

Woo and/or Yay!
(Fido Dido, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 1:24, archived)