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[challenge entry] Best get in quick....

... before it's declared a bandwagon.

I give you.....

....The Jona Lisa!

From the Celebrity Sex Change challenge. See all 344 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:10, archived)
# WOW!
An animated woo!

Ta very muchly!!
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:12, archived)
# have another!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:16, archived)
# The enigmatic smile!
Although I think that was a bandwagon long before this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)
# yeah but so was
yer mum
(The Alc, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Wow.
You're a pleasant person.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:20, archived)
# sarcasm
gets em every time
(The Alc, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah
because sarcasm is a really clever thing to do, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:25, archived)
# i don't know
it was you who did it
(The Alc, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)
# he's got a point.


[brain explodes]
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:28, archived)
# I have completely lost
the point of everything.

I think I will go and eat some pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Well really
there's no need to be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:30, archived)
# yes!
pineapple rocks.

but don't eat too much fresh cut pineapple. does a number on the old mouth.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I love that
I get the same numbing effect with pineapple and celery.

*makes pineapple and celery smoothie*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:30, archived)
# i hate it!
[shudder]
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:32, archived)
# *claps*
Fight fight fight!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)
# make one ounce of sense
and i'll trust you.

make no sense and i'll shit in yer ear.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:21, archived)
# one ounce is a
fourteenth of a pound


makes sense to me
(The Alc, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)
# and the
same thing was posted at 11.32 tonight...

and if I see another headswap on mona lisa I'm going to gouge my eyes out with spoons...

or Bush, or Blair headswaps, or, or...

another pisspoor 'seamless' celebrity headswap which is a lazy as fuck way to enter this compo...

or,
or,

Fuck it I'm going to bed.
Frank Doberman mode off

night night all - sleep tight
(Pouched_species, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Aye...
it's just a bit of fun though eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:21, archived)
# you're right,
everyone should make out.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:22, archived)
# The same jokes
appear time and time again on b3ta - it's all part of the fun.

Like I always say, if you don't like what is being posted, open photoshop and lead by example.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:21, archived)
# it's like the fast show
except occasionally funny
(stone the crows, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:22, archived)
# say,
did someone say 'iPod bandwagon'?

I could sure go for an 'iPod bandwagon' right about now!

MMMMmmmmm, 'iPod bandwagon'

i love it all. like a bumgay loves the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:22, archived)
# i heard "mypod frandgagon."
but that makes less sense.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:24, archived)
# I'm refluffed
and accept what you say

but my hour long attempt to do a real sex change on Kelly Brook (reduce tittys to flat, apply hairy chest, enlarge that slim waist etc) using blending stuff I am only trying to learn as I go was censored simply cos I put a huge dong on her.

How unfair is that
;0)
(Pouched_species, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:25, archived)
# ooh
post it again
while the mods are asleep
(stone the crows, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)
# the mods are clearly not asleep.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:27, archived)
# The mods never sleep
but they do get more beer
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:28, archived)
# you're right,
everyone should make out.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:29, archived)
# I'm tired
so I'll give it a miss
feel free to make out with yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:35, archived)
# it's just not the same.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:40, archived)
# just testing
/paranoid now
(stone the crows, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:29, archived)
# linky below
click me!
(Pouched_species, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:31, archived)
# yikes!
a truly commendable effort which spunks all over the headswap brigade

now excuse me while I burn out my retinas
(stone the crows, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] the best a girl can get

/rp
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:23, archived)
# haha
that's excellent
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:24, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:25, archived)
# gets spoon
...
(Pouched_species, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:26, archived)
# ;)

there is no spoon
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:28, archived)
# That's great
and can I just say, I have no idea how I managed to hang around here for so long without realizing just how fantastic your stuff it. Sorry if that embarasses you, but there it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:28, archived)
# *blush/splutter*


thank you so much! :)

(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:31, archived)
# he's right.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:33, archived)
# thanks
feeling very special tonight :)

when i say special...
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:38, archived)
#
slut
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:40, archived)
# ha
very nice
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:43, archived)
# seeing as you're all at it....
(I helped save b3ta! itzpirate ~ walking the plank, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:41, archived)
# i like that.
(schnurricane, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:43, archived)